Timmy vs the Chased by Death trait (Episode 3)

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"Ah, what a comfortable day..."


"Uhm, wait... What's this terrible feeling, all of a sudden?"



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That's enough, I need to call in all the resources I have!

If in this way I can communicate with the spirits from my world, it has to work also the other way, right? I just need to come in contact with him, in any case he's a strong magic-thingummy, for sure he knows some spell to help me!

"Did you summon me, master?"

"What? I don't even know you, what do you want?"

Bah, it's just a talking skeleton, I guess I'll need to search further...



"Ehm, master, I think this may be sufficient..."

"Wait, finally I'm perceiving his presence. That opportunist and manipulative traitor, is here!"

"Wow, wow, wow! Timmy, where are we? What's happening?"

"You have to bring me back to my life, now! Your friend, the Reaper, went way too far this time!"

"Timmy, please be reasonable. It's not our fault if you shake a vending machine until it falls on you. What would we NPCs be supposed to do?"

"Father Winter, I'm really getting angry now. I told you to bring me back!"

"Wow, that's a lot of evil energy! That's what you spent your skill tree points in?"


The lights started shaking, just like the ground, and the little spirits I summoned started surrounding him. At the very least, I was satisfied seeing him being the scared one for once!

"Ok, ok, I'll do something! But— but what could we do? This is not my realm, I have a very limited range of action in here!"

"I have Ambrosia back home, you just have to bring me back to Strangerville!"

"Oh, that's right, you know that recipe... Right. But you have to be careful not be noticed by anyone, ok?"

"Sure. Oh, and let's bring Kitty back with us, too."

"What? You raccoon is here?"


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Father Winter can be a terrible person, but his magics are really so... magical! In the blink of an eye, we were back to Strangerville. 


"Ah, a ghost!"
"Wait, doesn't he resemble Timmy?"

"DON'T WORRY, I'LL BE BACK TO NORMAL IN NO TIME!"

"Don't make others notice you, remember? Bah, they're aliens and spies anyway..."




"And now hurry up, I don't have all day!"



"What if I took all afternoon instead to eat this beautiful Ambrosia instead?"

It was so funny to tease him, it's the first time he's scared of me! I could almost get used to this, but all the things I miss matter much more. 


Well, fingers crossed, I guess...



"Yes, I'm back! You see, Kitty, I'm back!"


"I missed hugging you so much!"


"All's well that ends well... Be careful this time."

"Tsé, who do you think I am? Of course I'll be careful!"

"Adios then!" Father Winter said, before teleporting back to wherever he usually spends his time when it's not Winterfest. 

As if I wanted to spend any more time with him, I have so many things I want to do now!


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And so I'm back to my normal life. The lights, the smells, being able to touch things, there was so much I was missing as a ghost!

"A coffee, please!"

Ah, my usual peaceful, calm and enjoyable life...




"AHHH, IT'S A FIRE!"

"STAY BACK!"


Why always me?



THE END

Timmy vs the Chased by Death trait (Episode 2)

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I could just blink once, and then I found myself in a totally different place. In here it's dark, and gloomy, and full of ghosts. 



I think I know ghosts and spirits quite well by now. I mean, my job is exorcising them on request! And what I know for sure is that interacting with the world as an ethereal shadow of oneself is boring as heck. 
I need to go back asap, I can't spend any more time in such a deadly boring place!



Nah, this won't do it. 


Wait, maybe I can swim away!


What, being reborn!?!?! No way, I don't want to be turned into a crying baby again! I can't even stand children, no way I can become one!

I have to find another way, there is no way they'll convince me to be born again!
If just I could find a way to go back home, I still have that ambrosia back home...


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I wandered, and wandered, and wandered, until I found a bar. 


"What, you want to leave? To go where? Why don't you take some coffee, instead?"


This coffee really tastes like thin air, it has to be another bad joke from the Reaper...
It needs to be, all this is becoming so utterly ridiculous...


And, of course, they had to show up too. How dare they, after all they did to me?

 
"You really can't leave me alone, can you? What's your problem!?"




Uhm? Me, the problem? That's enough, there is no way to reason with them at all!

I'll need to find another solution, even if this means searching every inch of this ugly place...



*scared raccoon noises*



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So I wandered, and wandered, and wandered again, until meeting with some quite weird guys.


Well, any place would do it at this point, how could it become worse?


"The coffee tastes horrible when you have ethereal taste buds, we need to develop a ghost-coffee too..."

Bah, it's just a boring ranting ghost. Is this some kind of anonymous ghost meeting?


The speaker is not wrong, though; even this coffee really is terrible.


"Sorry, does any of you know how to go back?"
"You mean being reborn?"
"No, I—"
"So you plan on moving on? That's brave!"
"What!? No, I just want my old body and life back! It's all the Reaper's fault, they're stalking me!"

I don't know why, but instead of helping me, they just rolled their eyes and left. Ghosts don't seem that different from other people after all, they also refuse to listen to what I say!


This is all so maddening!

I need to find some other ghosts, for sure someone has to know something!




"Grrrrrrrrrrrrr!"


"No way, Kitty!"


"I can't believe it! How can you be here too?"

*Raccoon noises explaining she bit the Reaper's cloak and travelled with them*

"Whatever, I'm so glad you're here too! I know, I'm all transparent now... But I'll find a way to get back to our home!"

No one in here can tell me a conventional way to return to my life?
Fine, this just means I will start to resort to unconventional ways instead! Who knows, can I communicate with him from here? Uhm, desperate times call for desperate measures, after all...




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