"Dangerous Cow Plants spotted in Strangerville, soon the authorities—"
"What, cow plants? It sounds dangerous... Who knows what it looks like, though."
"Uhm."
The TV news always talks about so many disasters, it makes me so anxious when watching it... But, actually, what if it was just a government conspiracy to make us afraid of our own shadows? C'mon, cows aren't that dangerous, and a plant looking a bit like a cow can't be any worse than that. Right?
Five minutes later
"Hey, Betsy, thank you! Is this a present for me? He— Hey don't eat me!"
No no no no no, not that stalker of the Grim Reaper again! Where are they, are they spying on me? What may they be plotting this time? I won't let them get my soul!
"Kate, Dave, you have to help me!"
"We told you already, our names are..."
"I don't have time for this! The Reaper is after me, they won't let me alone!"
"Timmy, what's happening?"
Great, the sad secret agent! For sure, he can do something to help me!
"It's the Reaper, they are after me! I need a restrictive measure against them, they're fixated with me since when I refused to date them!""You... What? Do you believe in the Grim Reaper?"
How useless, they don't even know who the Reaper is...
Then, I'm afraid I'll need to find a solution by myself.
"Listen to this, Kitty, I have a genius plan this time!"
"Uhm."
"The Reaper and that other stalker of Father Winter made me learn how to cook Ambrosia some time ago, right? So I just need to prepare some and keep it in the freezer! It's brilliant, for sure it will work great!"
"Great! Hopefully I remembered the right recipe..."
I feel so much more confident already, nothing could go wrong now!
Yes, that was a great idea! I mean, the Reaper told me to be more careful, as if I were a reckless person! I don't think they know me at all...
(*short collection of Timmy's activities during the next few days*)
"Ouch! That's enough for today, I need a break..."
Hey, onigiri and coffee! Sounds perfect for dinner! For sure, it will take just a few moments...
C'mon, come out! Now give me what I've paid for!
"I know perfectly this is just a plan of the vending machine vendors to take more money from us, but I won't let you take my money!"
*squeaking noises of a vending machine falling down*
"It's heavy!"
Crash!
"Timmy, Timmy, Timmy, long time no see... I had warned you, hadn't I?"
Slash!
"No way, no way, no way! Why am I transparent now!?"
"Do I really need to explain this to you, Timmy? Get ready, the journey will be long..."
END OF THE EPISODE
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