First of all, they seem to lose their mind every night, just like so many other people around the neighbourhood do.
I knew it, whatever is causing people to behave this way has to come from their alien planet! They have to have passed some weird alien virus to us or something like that, it's the only explanation!
I don't remember much about the rest of the night, actually, other than I woke up again very far away from my bed.
This is getting annoying, probably I should mention it to my doctor... If I ever find the time to get a check-up, I mean.
Well, until I don't get injured I'm probably fine, thinking about it.
Also because those aliens are so naive, I wonder how they could have survived for so long on their own. How could they think it was a good idea to invite this suspicious guy to my trailer, for instance?
Luckily, Kitty did a very good job taking care of him before he could enter and steal my stuff!
"Good job, Kitty!"
At least, those aliens seemed to realise how annoying they are. I still don't understand why they're here, but they seem to be trying to become friends. They even started making me presents!
"I'm not sure I understand your present... How did you obtained it? Thought cheat-codes?"
"Sort of"
"I see... By the way, it looks like a plant, I'm supposed to water it, right?"
"This is a terrestrial rare species, actually, we don't really know yet how it wor—"
*Trembling ground noises*
"Uhm, this doesn't seem like a good sign..."
*Poof*
Well, that was weird. Out of nowhere, a huge tree literally popped out of nowhere at the corner of my garden.
"Is this a secret passage?"
"So we think. Actually, we were wondering if a cure was possibly hiding down ther—"
"I have to explore it, it's secret after all!"
That secret tunnel wasn't that exceptional after all, just a large, dark tunnel with a lot of roots I kept hitting my head on. At least, however, I managed to find something resembling a fruit down there.
The fridge was still out of service, and dinner time had passed for a while already... Well, it looked a bit like a peach, and I was very hungry already. One more problem solved, right?
No way, what's happening to me this time?
This is unacceptable, totally unacceptable! Every single inch of my skin turned green. And it's not just a bit green, I mean it's bright green! Bright green just like...
"I knew it, I shouldn't have trusted you! But now I found out what your plan was, you just wanted to trick me into becoming an alien just like you!"
"Well, actually, if you didn't eat that object before any analys—"
"This is totally unacceptable, why did you ever do that? What's your goal, weidos!"
"Well, actually... This is a long story."
END OF THE EPISODE
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